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2001 Classic: The First Hellfire from a Drone

Why did it change everything? Because it meant the pilot could be “At War” in the morning and “At Soccer Practice” with his kids in the afternoon.

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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