2017 Vintage: The Memory

“Doctor, I forgot my face-ID.” “That’s a new one. I guess you’ll have to use your thumb like a caveman.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin08/02/1995 12:27P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/15/2015 19:35I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Overclocker_Pro09/05/2001 13:16My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Animated_Mail_G10/08/2010 22:50The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Infoseek_Explorer05/29/2005 11:57Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Leet_Speaker_7706/15/2007 08:527h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Charlie_Unicorn05/08/2005 05:18We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!