Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a “Cancel Subscription” button? So he could opt-out of the afterlife if the service was poor.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.