2015 Archive: The Knee

“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop trying to mimic the exercise animations on your watch.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan11/14/2005 01:43Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/10/2004 23:33Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/17/2013 08:29Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Tyler_Durden_Real06/12/1996 14:01Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Diva_Plavalaguna12/31/2011 17:55The highest note of humor!

@Gremlins_Gizmo01/01/2008 05:37Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Get_Flash_Player12/28/1995 17:06Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/23/2014 20:40I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Slow_Clap_Guy05/18/2008 22:52...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!