2009 Vintage: The Pager

My doctor finally got a smartphone. He spends the whole exam trying to unlock it.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

@Zoolander_Derek11/30/2011 01:31What is this? A joke for ants?

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/06/2015 05:55Silently laughing in the snow.

@BackToFuture_M07/20/1995 13:45Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/24/1999 20:02Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@GG_WP_9803/01/2000 22:22Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Everquest_Solo11/17/2013 04:25Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Social_Media_G11/04/2009 07:01I’m going to poke you for this joke!