Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.