“Our love life is like The Phantom Menace.” “Exciting and long-awaited?” “No, it’s full of boring trade negotiations and everyone is disappointed by the ending.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
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The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Laughing is as laughing does.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
What is this? A joke for ants?
A joke for the end of the world.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!