Why did the tech guy have a red mohawk? Because if you work for NASA, you can have any hairstyle you want as long as you land a rover on a different planet.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2022 Vintage: Morbius
Why did the vampire say "It's Morbin' Time"? He didn't actually s...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
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39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2022 Legacy: Minions
The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Smooth joke, very smooth.
One billion... laughs!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!