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1999 Vintage: The Britney vs. Christina Rivalry

 Why was the pop world divided? Because you had to choose between “Baby One More Time” and “Genie in a Bottle,” and your choice defined your entire personality at the middle school dance.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red11/09/2014 12:51It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle08/06/2015 05:43What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/04/2004 20:35A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Beavis_Butthead04/18/1999 11:46Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Fresh_Prince_Will02/16/1998 06:40Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Buffy_Summers_9701/10/1998 00:58Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Keyboard_Warrior02/19/2013 08:59F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/13/2010 12:42Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/03/2000 21:39OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Hat_Tip_Sir10/01/1997 12:43M’lady... this joke is superb.

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