2005 Classic: The Ben

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here all day!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@DotCom_Survivor11/24/1997 01:31I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs07/26/1998 00:15Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Success_Kid_Win06/09/2004 10:02Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/27/2001 12:03The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Neopets_Trader08/11/2014 05:42Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Spawn_Camper_J06/06/1995 08:44I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Newgrounds_User07/29/2002 23:41Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Grammar_Nazi_9909/15/2014 12:33Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Filter_Fanatic07/18/1995 13:06This joke looks better with a sepia filter.