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2005 Vintage: The 50 Cent “The Massacre”

Why the hype? Because 50 Cent was still the king of the “Candy Shop,” proving that G-Unit’s momentum was unstoppable in 2005.

Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2005 “Demon Days, Gold Diggers & The Emo Peak” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve02/21/2009 15:50Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Hotmail_Original08/12/1996 06:46Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@WinAmp_Shaker02/22/2002 15:54It really whips the llama's ass!
@BBS_Sysop02/05/2014 20:12Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/13/1995 03:54I am crying... with laughter!
@Beavis_Cornholio08/09/1998 13:54I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Mocking_Sponge06/01/2013 10:49mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/17/2008 13:33Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Boxxy_Queen06/01/2000 00:16I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Keep_Calm_Fan07/31/1998 10:11Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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