2012 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bookmark
2008 Classic: The 2008 Final Industry Vibe
Why the revolution? Because it was the year the “Dark Knight” effect took over, the year Marvel took its first step toward world domination, and… Read More »2008 Classic: The 2008 Final Industry Vibe
2008 Legacy: The Novak Djokovic First Slam
Why was Australia “Nole” territory? Because he won his first Major in Melbourne, starting a collection that would eventually need its own museum. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Novak Djokovic First Slam
2008 Legacy: The Taken “Particular Set of Skills”
Liam Neeson made me terrified of ever answering the phone while on vacation. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Taken “Particular Set of Skills”
2008 Vintage: The Kung Fu Panda “Skadoosh”
Why Jack Black? For proving that a fat panda with a dream is the perfect hero for 2008, as long as he’s motivated by dumplings… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Kung Fu Panda “Skadoosh”
2008 Classic: The Sex and the City Shoe Logic
“I spent $500 on these Manolos!” “In 2008? Those aren’t shoes, those are four months of electricity on your feet.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Sex and the City Shoe Logic
2008 Archive: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” my old jokes about vampires. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Windows Vista
Why was the laptop screaming? Because Vista’s “User Account Control” asked the traveler 15 times if he really wanted to connect to the hotel Wi-Fi. Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Windows Vista
2007 Vintage: Crank That (Soulja Boy)
Why was the family dance-off so confusing? Because Grandpa was trying to “superman that ho” and ended up just throwing out his lower back. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: Crank That (Soulja Boy)
2007 Vintage: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Wendy