2003 Classic: The Gothika Mystery
Why Halle Berry? For a movie that proved that even an Oscar winner can’t survive a plot that involves ghosts writing on shower glass. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Gothika Mystery
2002 Legacy: The Link
I’m a golfer. I’m just “chaining” my shots. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Minority Report Fan
“Why did you screw it in? I was going to do it tomorrow!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow… Read More »2002 Classic: The Minority Report Fan
2001 Vintage: The Karaoke
A guy tries to sing “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias. The bartender hands him a tissue. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey &… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Karaoke
2001 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings Ring
“I bought you the One Ring!” “Is it gold?” “No, it’s a Bluetooth headset. It’s the only ring that lets me hear ‘precious’ voices from far… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings Ring
2001 Classic: Monsters, Inc.
Why was Sulley scared of a toddler? Because in 2001, Pixar proved that even 8-foot-tall monsters have social anxiety. Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: Monsters, Inc.
2001 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2001 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Hasim Rahman II
Why was the rematch different? Because Lennox actually trained this time and knocked Rahman into the next zip code with one right hand. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Hasim Rahman II
2000 Classic: The “Groove Is In The Heart” (wait, that was 90s)
My brain is still catching up to the fact that it’s a new decade. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Groove Is In The Heart” (wait, that was 90s)
2000 Legacy: The Wallet
Why is my wallet like an onion? When I open it, I “cry.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Wallet