I’m a chemist. I’m in my element.
Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!