1999 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for the 90s when they’re gone! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Alpine
1999 Legacy: The Beer Flight
A guy orders a flight and says, “Take me to the moon!” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 &… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Beer Flight
1999 Archive: The Professional Courtesy
Why did the lawyer let the shark go first? He was hoping the shark would clear a path through the other lawyers. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Professional Courtesy
1998 Classic: The Blueberry
I’m a baker. I’m feeling a little blue today. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Business Card
Why did “www” appear on business cards? Without it, the company looked like it was still stuck in 1994. Part of the 61 Office Groaners:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Business Card
1996 Classic: The Cell Phone
A guy’s massive 1996 cell phone rings at the bar. He answers it and yells, “I’m in a bar!” Everyone else in the bar yells,… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cell Phone
1995 Legacy: Worst Screenplay Runner-up
Why Congo? For the line “Amy good gorilla,” which became the motto for every screenwriter who ran out of ideas. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »1995 Legacy: Worst Screenplay Runner-up
1995 Legacy: The Math Book
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Math Book
1995 Classic: The Chemist
I’m a chemist. I’m in my element. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified