1999 Archive: The Professional Courtesy

Why did the lawyer let the shark go first? He was hoping the shark would clear a path through the other lawyers.

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@Dorm_Room_Hero05/02/1995 12:56My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Dirty_Dancing_F01/05/2011 16:27Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Party_On_Garth05/22/1999 19:52I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Step_Brothers_B05/31/2015 04:31Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Bebo_Lover_0501/09/2008 22:08Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@CounterStrike_Pro04/29/2003 16:54Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Pwnage_King10/10/1996 22:54Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Cloud_Computing04/11/2010 07:32Storing my laughs in the cloud.