1995 Legacy: The Math Book

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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It left its Windows open.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

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It had too many problems.read more »

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Because they make up everything.read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

@ModemWarrior06/21/1998 21:19I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@BBS_Veteran05/03/2001 20:14Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@X-Files_Spooky10/15/2003 01:19I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Full_House_Lover01/07/2008 13:21You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Harry_Potter_0104/09/1997 22:12Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@OfficeWorker_9906/26/2002 02:24I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Napster_User_9909/05/2000 15:22Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Get_Flash_Player05/19/2013 08:48Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Homestar_Runner12/23/2011 10:42That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!