1998 Classic: The Blueberry

I’m a baker. I’m feeling a little blue today.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

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I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

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@Napster_King08/17/2007 09:17I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/14/1999 21:55So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/08/2005 13:44Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Donny_V_ShutUp05/30/2001 18:08Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Jordan_Fan_2310/24/2005 17:22Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/01/2004 10:45Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).