I’m a golfer. I’m just “chaining” my shots.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Classic. Simply classic.