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2002 Classic: The Minority Report Fan

 “Why did you screw it in? I was going to do it tomorrow!”

Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy02/17/2000 02:39Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Msdos_Commander03/23/2000 08:30C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/15/1999 15:42At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Terminator_2_Fan05/22/1997 09:29Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Emule_Donkey08/31/2012 07:57Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Grunge_Lord_9401/24/1996 23:11I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Sixteen_Candles12/29/2012 10:20I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@White_Goodman_G08/04/2015 18:02We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Chain_Mail_Hater10/04/2012 22:10I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Lag_Victim_0101/25/1998 11:00I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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