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2007 Legacy: The Windows Vista

 Why was the laptop screaming? Because Vista’s “User Account Control” asked the traveler 15 times if he really wanted to connect to the hotel Wi-Fi.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level02/07/1998 05:27There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/03/1998 02:16One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@StoneCold_31606/30/2008 04:13And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Bernie_Mittens08/02/2012 03:30I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Noob_Slayer_X01/18/2012 12:01Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Starcraft_Zerg10/13/1996 15:02Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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