The popular kids looking panicked because they hadn’t taken a hallway squad photo in three months, ruining the visual consistency of their profile feeds. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
A guy walks in and gives the bartender a box of shortbread biscuits. “I believe in believe!” The bartender says, “I believe you’re going to… Read More »2021 Archive: The Ted Lasso
She says our WiFi is like my work ethic—”unstable, slow, and cuts out whenever things get difficult.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The WiFi
Why did James Corden and Rebel Wilson dress as cats? To apologize to the world for the movie Cats by proving that they, too, were… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Cats” Parody
I said “OK Boomer” to her after she critiqued my career. She said, “OK Disappointment, go back to your ‘vaping’ and ‘side hustles’ while I… Read More »2019 Classic: The OK Boomer
Why “Electric Messiah” by High on Fire? To remind the front row that their earplugs aren’t working well enough. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why were we extra thankful for the roof over our heads? Because seeing the spire fall made us realize that even the most permanent things… Read More »2019 Classic: The Notre Dame Fire
I tried to floss in public. Now my teeth are clean, but my reputation is “shredded.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Floss Dance
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bug
“My resolution is to stop saying ‘Bigly’… and to finally catch that Pikachu.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All &… Read More »2016 Archive: The New Year’s 2017 Resolution
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