2016 Vintage: The Inferno Movie
“I’m following the clues of Dante!” “Follow the clue of the dirty dishes to the sink, Robert Langdon.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Inferno Movie
2015 Legacy: The PewDiePie
Why were the kids in the back of the plane yelling in Swedish accents? Because they were watching a guy make millions by screaming at… Read More »2015 Legacy: The PewDiePie
2015 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Emmanuel Lubezki win (again)? Because he figured out how to fly a camera through a window and into a man’s soul. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2014 Legacy: The Aaron Paul Hat-Trick
Why did Jesse Pinkman win for the third time? For making the word “Bitch!” the official greeting of award season. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Aaron Paul Hat-Trick
2014 Classic: The Uber Growth
Why did the blonde try to “rate” her mailman five stars on her phone? She had been using Uber so much she thought every service… Read More »2014 Classic: The Uber Growth
2013 Vintage: The World War Z Survivor
One, but they have to do it while a mountain of zombies tries to scale the ladder. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The World War Z Survivor
2012 Legacy: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Doomsday Clock” to the settlement? To show the other side that time was literally running out for their assets.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Negotiation
2012 Vintage: The Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” Fever
Why the business card? Because Justin Bieber tweeted about it once and suddenly, the entire world was singing the most infectious chorus of the 21st… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” Fever
2012 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2012 Classic: The “Global Hawk” Block 40
Why the new radar? To take pictures of the “Axis of Evil” in such high detail that we can see what they’re having for lunch.… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Global Hawk” Block 40