2012 Legacy: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Doomsday Clock” to the settlement? To show the other side that time was literally running out for their assets.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WAP_Navigator11/27/2011 13:54Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Gopher_Explorer10/20/2007 02:32Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Spice_Girl_Posh05/24/2010 02:26Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Avatar_Na_vi07/21/2014 04:36I see you... laughing!

@Neopets_Trader10/27/2015 07:42Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Afk_For_Laughs05/20/1997 08:45Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.