Why did the blonde try to “rate” her mailman five stars on her phone? She had been using Uber so much she thought every service came with a mobile review.
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I am listening... and I am laughing.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
The magic man... is laughing!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
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