Why was Australia “Nole” territory? Because he won his first Major in Melbourne, starting a collection that would eventually need its own museum.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!