A guy walks in and gives the bartender a box of shortbread biscuits. “I believe in believe!” The bartender says, “I believe you’re going to want a Guinness with these.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
A guy says the bar's name three times. Nothing happens. He looks...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I am crying... with laughter!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Shut up and take my laughter!
Tapping my way to a good mood.