It needed a root canal. Nature’s dental hygiene is tough.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??