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2007 Vintage: Crank That (Soulja Boy)

 Why was the family dance-off so confusing? Because Grandpa was trying to “superman that ho” and ended up just throwing out his lower back.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ChatRoom_Queen02/19/2014 19:47A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/16/2014 09:49Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Mean_Girls_Regina09/30/1995 19:43Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Tech_Support_Guy05/01/2014 14:32Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Silk_Road_Ghost11/13/2005 21:32Trading jokes in the shadows.
@First_World_P11/13/2006 11:16My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Web_Crawler_9606/29/2001 08:25Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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