Liam Neeson made me terrified of ever answering the phone while on vacation.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The magic man... is laughing!