2023 Archive: The Elizabeth Banks “Cocaine Bear” Bit
Why did she trip? To show that presenting an award with a guy in a bear suit is the most dangerous job in show business.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Elizabeth Banks “Cocaine Bear” Bit
2022 Classic: The Barbarian
A guy asks to check the bar’s basement. The bartender says, “Trust me, you don’t want to go down there.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2022 Classic: The Barbarian
2021 Archive: The Bored Ape
A guy shows the bartender his phone. “This monkey cost me $200,000.” The bartender says, “I hope he knows how to pour a drink, because… Read More »2021 Archive: The Bored Ape
2020 Archive: The Status
2020. Still married. Still haven’t finished that puzzle. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time the vaccine got here! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Abbott
2019 Vintage: TikTok’s Global Takeover
Why were the kids doing 15-second dances in the kitchen? Because 2019 was the year the “Renegade” became more important than the family prayer. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: TikTok’s Global Takeover
2019 Vintage: The Office Password
Why was it “OkBoomer2019!”? Because the IT guy (a Millennial) wanted to troll the director. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Office Password
2019 Classic: The “VSCO Girl” Trend
Why was there a metal straw and a hydro-flask in every stocking? Because “Sksksksk and I oop” became the only sounds the teenage girls made… Read More »2019 Classic: The “VSCO Girl” Trend
2018 Classic: The 2018 Nintendo Labo
I just paid $70 for some cardboard. My cat and I are currently fighting over who gets the box. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Nintendo Labo
2018 Classic: The Game Night “Pictionary”
“Oh no, he’s got a glass table!” The funniest 2018 movie that didn’t have a superhero in it. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2018 Classic: The Game Night “Pictionary”