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2023 Archive: The Elizabeth Banks “Cocaine Bear” Bit

Why did she trip? To show that presenting an award with a guy in a bear suit is the most dangerous job in show business.

Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition
In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid06/22/2006 04:13Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Msdos_Expert02/10/2005 18:22DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Snake_Game_Pro04/20/1996 22:11I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Married_With_Kids02/23/2011 03:42Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Zip_Drive_Owner10/15/1995 02:06Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Footloose_Ren05/06/2011 08:32Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Liger_Owner_X08/23/2004 19:40It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Harambe_Memories05/15/1997 13:03Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Deal_With_It_G05/18/2006 13:18Deal with it. This is gold.

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