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2005 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision

 Why did the dad brag? “1600 DPI, son. I can click ‘Undo’ before I even make the mistake.”

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9504/16/2003 01:28This is why we need the internet.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/08/2003 01:47I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Wild_Thornberry08/10/2011 09:56Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
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@Hacktivist_Fan12/07/1998 10:36Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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