Why were the kids doing 15-second dances in the kitchen? Because 2019 was the year the “Renegade” became more important than the family prayer.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
The future is laughing at us.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
The history of humor in one post.