2013 Classic: The Iron Man 3 Fan
One, but it’s part of the “Mark 42” suit and it flies into the socket piece by piece. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Iron Man 3 Fan
One, but it’s part of the “Mark 42” suit and it flies into the socket piece by piece. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Iron Man 3 Fan
Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz. It’s the bloodiest history lesson ever recorded. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Django Unchained “D” is Silent
Why did Felix Baumgartner jump from space? To see if the “View from the Top” was better than the view from the 2012 unemployment line.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Red Bull Stratos Jump
Why was the world so quiet? Because in 2011, we lost the man who put the entire world in our pockets and taught us to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Death of Steve Jobs
Why was the breakroom full of “Mason Jar” ideas? Because the marketing team decided we needed to “Pin” our way to success. Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Pinterest “Pinboard”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal… Read More »2011 Classic: The Ken
I’m “ridged.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
Why were the kids building dirt huts in the back of the car? Because Minecraft launched and they realized they could “travel” to a world made of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Minecraft Alpha
Why was she so edgy? Because in 2009, Rihanna traded the umbrella for barbed wire and proved that she was “Hard” enough to handle anything.… Read More »2009 Legacy: Rihanna (Rated R)
“Can we call it ‘Foreclosure on the Beach’?” “No.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
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