2008 Archive: The Wall Street Bailout
Why did the government spend $700 billion? Because they had to buy up “toxic assets,” which is basically the adult version of your parents paying… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wall Street Bailout
2006 Vintage: The Password
I’m “masking” my password as ‘password123’. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The “The Office” Fan
One (Jim), but he just looks at a hidden camera and shrugs while the room stays dark. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The “The Office” Fan
2005 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision
Why did the dad brag? “1600 DPI, son. I can click ‘Undo’ before I even make the mistake.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision
2005 Vintage: The King Kong Fan
One, but he’s too big for the ladder and ends up swatting at planes. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube… Read More »2005 Vintage: The King Kong Fan
2005 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Hayden Christensen for Star Wars: Episode III? Because he finally became Darth Vader, but the Razzies still couldn’t forgive him for the “younglings” scene. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
2005 Classic: The Shaun Alexander MVP
Why was Seattle so fast? Because he scored 28 touchdowns, making the end zone look like his personal second home. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2005 Classic: The Shaun Alexander MVP
2004 Vintage: The Vision
“I see everything in low resolution.” “That’s not your eyes, that’s just 2004 streaming video.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Vision
2004 Archive: The Garden State Soundtrack
This album just told me that my life is deep, meaningful, and needs more acoustic guitar. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Archive: The Garden State Soundtrack
2003 Classic: Shock and Awe
Why did the Air Force love the opening night of the war? Because they spent billions on “Precision Munitions” just to make sure the world’s… Read More »2003 Classic: Shock and Awe