1999 Vintage: The Sangria
A guy orders a pitcher and says, “It’s communal, like we’ll all be soon.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sangria
1998 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll
A neon-haired plastic doll sitting on top of your pencil, staring down the teacher during an intense spelling bee. Part of the 33 School &… Read More »1998 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll
1998 Classic: The John Glenn Space Return
Why did a 77-year-old go back to space? To get as far away from the Washington press corps as humanly possible. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Classic: The John Glenn Space Return
1998 Legacy: The Delta Burke Comeback
Why was she a target? For “Any Day Now,” proving that there is life after “Designing Women.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Delta Burke Comeback
1997 Archive: The HMO Gym
The only exercise they authorize is jumping to conclusions. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Archive: The HMO Gym
1997 Archive: Digital Cameras (Early Days)
Why are the 1997 photos so blurry? Because Dad’s first digital camera had the resolution of a toaster and took 30 seconds to save one… Read More »1997 Archive: Digital Cameras (Early Days)
1997 Legacy: The DVD Format Suspicion
Refusing to buy a new movie player because those tiny, shiny silver discs look far too fragile compared to a heavy, reliable plastic VHS tape… Read More »1997 Legacy: The DVD Format Suspicion
1996 Archive: The Sad Tomato
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The Fish Tank
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Classic: The Fish Tank
1996 Vintage: The Lunchbox Thermos Leak
The lunchtime disaster of opening your Power Rangers lunchbox only to find your apple juice had leaked all over your sandwich. Part of the 38… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Lunchbox Thermos Leak