2001 Legacy: The Zoolander Snub
Why wasn’t it nominated? Because the Razzies briefly regained their senses and realized it was a deliberate comedy, not an accidental disaster. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Zoolander Snub
2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night Hollywood decided that being a “Gladiator” in the arena was just as important as… Read More »2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Oscars Vibe
2001 Archive: The Mordor
She says my garage looks like Mordor, but with “less organized storage.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Mordor
2001 Vintage: The Stem Cell Decision (Part 2)
Why did Bush choose a “middle ground”? To prove he could be “compassionate” while still annoying both the scientists and the priests. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Stem Cell Decision (Part 2)
2000 Legacy: The Harry Potter Book
Why was the flight to London so quiet? Because The Goblet of Fire was 700 pages long and every kid on the plane was finally too busy… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Harry Potter Book
2000 Archive: The Bold
I’m a soldier. I’m just standing firm. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Venus Williams Summer
Why was the trophy room so full? Because Venus won Wimbledon, the US Open, and two Olympic golds, making 2000 the year of the “Queen… Read More »2000 Classic: The Venus Williams Summer
1999 Vintage: The Rage Against The Machine “The Battle of Los Angeles”
Why the protest? Because Zack de la Rocha reminded us that even in the middle of a pop boom, the system was still a “Guerrilla… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Rage Against The Machine “The Battle of Los Angeles”
1999 Vintage: The Sangria
A guy orders a pitcher and says, “It’s communal, like we’ll all be soon.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sangria
1999 Vintage: The Wedding Album
She offered to “edit” our wedding album to remove any photos where I look happy. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Wedding Album