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2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Tape

 Chris Pratt just made me want to buy a Walkman and a cassette of 70s hits. I’m currently dancing in my kitchen like a space outlaw while my cat judges me.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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@Netscape_Ninja12/15/2013 13:22Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Discman_Skipper05/24/2001 05:23Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@HTML_Hacker10/23/2015 10:21<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Party_On_Garth02/26/2007 19:44I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Harambe_Memories12/21/2015 19:50Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular04/01/2000 02:41I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Spawn_Camper_J06/14/2002 00:07I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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