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2009 Vintage: The Corduroy

 I’m “ridged.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9712/24/2010 14:30Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Snake_Game_Pro12/28/1997 12:03I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Dark_Knight_Joker03/10/2007 19:20Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Firewall_Wizard05/15/2006 15:55Letting this joke through the port.
@StoneCold_31605/31/1999 03:37And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Baxter_The_Dog09/27/2007 21:44Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/26/1998 02:18Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Dark_Web_Joker05/14/2001 06:30Found this on the deep end of the net.

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