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2001 Vintage: The Stem Cell Decision (Part 2)

Why did Bush choose a “middle ground”? To prove he could be “compassionate” while still annoying both the scientists and the priests.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines02/20/2004 10:13Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Buffy_Summers_9712/05/2003 05:33Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Winamp_Playlist01/25/2012 02:31Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@YouTube_Beta_User10/01/2000 06:54I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@IMVU_Chatter06/15/2004 12:513D laughs are the best!
@Starcraft_Zerg05/12/2003 00:14Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Filter_Fanatic09/23/2013 16:53This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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