Why did Bush choose a “middle ground”? To prove he could be “compassionate” while still annoying both the scientists and the priests.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The COP-28 Paradox
A climate summit in Dubai led by an oil company CEO—that's like a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
Why were the veterans the real stars? To remind the world leaders...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the world was obsessed with two things: whether computer...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition
In 2024, the political world felt like it was written by a screen...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Alexei Navalny
Why was the world so somber in February? To remind us that the "P...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »
2025 Classic: The Great De-influencing
Why did politicians stop using TikTok? Because Gen Alpha decided ...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can't wr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
3D laughs are the best!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
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