Why was the flight to London so quiet? Because The Goblet of Fire was 700 pages long and every kid on the plane was finally too busy reading to kick seats.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!