Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I am crying... with laughter!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.