Why did the government spend $700 billion? Because they had to buy up “toxic assets,” which is basically the adult version of your parents paying off your credit card because you bought too many magic beans.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition
The year 2006 was when technology stopped being something we just...read more »
2012 Archive: The Launch of Snapchat's "Video"
Why were we recording 10 seconds of nothing? Because disappearin...read more »
2014 Archive: Google Glass (Explorer Edition)
Why did it fail? Because walking around with a camera on your fa...read more »
2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Launch)
Why were we shooting at a cave? Because the most expensive game ...read more »
2012 Classic: The Avengers Premiere
Why was New York full of aliens? Because Marvel finally put all ...read more »
2014 Legacy: Interstellar Premiere
Why was the movie so long? Because Christopher Nolan wanted us t...read more »
2014 Vintage: Kim Kardashian "Break the Internet"
Why did Paper magazine sell out? Because one photo with a champa...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2011 “Cloudy with a Chance of Dragons” Edition
In 2011, the digital and physical worlds collided in the stranges...read more »
2015 Classic: The Launch of "Giphy" Integration in Slack/FB
Why were we communicating in loops? Because 2015 was the year we...read more »
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Tinder
Why were we swiping right? Because 2012 decided that dating shou...read more »
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2013 Legacy: The Launch of the "Billion Dollar" Instagram Sale (Aftermath)
Why was everyone still taking photos of lattes? Because we reali...read more »
36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2015 “Golden-Blue & Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, the internet proved that we can't even agree on what col...read more »
2014 Classic: UberPool Launch
Why were we riding with strangers? Because our desire to save th...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition
In 2012, we lived every day like it was our last—mostly because a...read more »
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I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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