2017 Archive: The Wind River
I told her I’m a tracker. She told me to track down the missing tupperware lids. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Archive: The Wind River
2016 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Veep? For proving that a “competent incompetent” is the funniest thing on TV. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Dragon Records,… Read More »2016 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2016 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Alpine
2015 Classic: The Pizza Rat
I told her I’m like the rat—determined and hungry. She said, “The rat actually achieved his goal; you’re still sitting on the sofa.” Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Pizza Rat
2014 Archive: The Maleficent
A woman with horns walks in. The bartender says, “I don’t care how misunderstood you are, you still have to show ID.” Part of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Maleficent
2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Tape
Chris Pratt just made me want to buy a Walkman and a cassette of 70s hits. I’m currently dancing in my kitchen like a space… Read More »2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Tape
2013 Archive: The Shift
I’m “changing” my profile picture again. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under… Read More »2013 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
2013 Legacy: The Vine (Part 2)
She recorded a Vine of me sleeping on the sofa. It went viral in her knitting circle. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vine (Part 2)
2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger Fan
One, but it’s a total box office disappointment. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger Fan