I told her I’m a tracker. She told me to track down the missing tupperware lids.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hologram Kids
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
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56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!