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2013 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam

A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his hymnal while pretending to follow along with the reading.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nsync_Justin04/03/2003 13:11Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Incredibles_Dash05/27/1997 06:07That was super fast and super funny!
@Zip_Drive_Owner11/30/2012 17:26Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@CRT_Degauss09/15/1997 03:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Antivirus_Pro10/14/2004 03:58No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/05/2003 11:03Super green! Hilarious!
@Pretty_In_Pink04/29/2002 16:04Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Charlie_Bit_Me04/21/2014 10:09Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Delicious_Links03/29/2000 21:05Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/25/2008 03:20Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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