2014 Archive: The Maleficent

A woman with horns walks in. The bartender says, “I don’t care how misunderstood you are, you still have to show ID.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

@Zelda_Link03/01/2014 01:18It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Sega_Genesis_Kid09/26/2001 09:42Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Ebay_Sniper02/16/2010 06:55Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Encarta_Explorer09/29/1999 01:03I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Married_With_Kids12/25/2015 04:10Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/24/1996 22:17I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Firewall_Wizard02/14/2001 22:18Letting this joke through the port.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan08/14/2005 20:10I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Distracted_Boy02/01/2004 19:35Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.