Why was Seattle so fast? Because he scored 28 touchdowns, making the end zone look like his personal second home.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!