Why did Felix Baumgartner jump from space? To see if the “View from the Top” was better than the view from the 2012 unemployment line.
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition
In 2020, the American Presidency was broadcast from a socially di...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Brat Summer" Meme
Why was Kamala "Brat"? Because the Democrats spent three months t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Trump Verdict" in NY
Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
In 2005, the "Second Term Blues" hit the White House like a storm...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Blue Wall" Demolition
Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition
In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "Pass the Torch" Pressure
Why was George Clooney involved? To prove that in 2024, "Hollywoo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Woke" Archive
Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
That was super fast and super funny!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!